my poorly-depicted journey from cradle to grave

ABOUT
professional adventurer and wanderluster // shameless, sassy-ass vegan // compassionate misanthrope // clumsy wordsmith // cyclist nerd // general nerd // food and coffee fanatic // gender-blind queer // farts and crafts enthusiast // hopeful romantic // cursed by the spoils of california life

ASK ME ANYTHING

SEARCH

I just don’t have the internet!

Directionless.

all you wanna do is cuddle…

but you recently destroyed your phone, and along with it, your contacts for down-ass babes…

and now, you’re alone in your massive warehouse space with nothing but sorrow and loneliness to keep you company.

fucking BOO.

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fucking hate the universe right now.

fucking hate the universe right now.

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I call this craft after hours.
Hair fountain courtesy of Max Ogden, the viking housemate.

I call this craft after hours.

Hair fountain courtesy of Max Ogden, the viking housemate.

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anniversary of the beginning. <3

anniversary of the beginning. <3

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New Order // Ceremony

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The Promise Ring // Nothing Feels Good

i’ve got my hands on the one hand

but i don’t know where to put them

but on the other hand

i don’t know if i’ll talk my way out of this one tonight

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Zounds // Subvert

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!

En route to the laundromat with my human-sized Freight Bag full of one-million-pound damp clothes since our dryer broke down.

Yes. This is the kind of night it will be. Again. Always. Forever.

Yes. This is the kind of night it will be. Again. Always. Forever.

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